.......I remember when the glitch occured.....I was winning. Up until that point it had never occured to me to get out of the game. Oh sure I had played other characters....Evil Empress - Queen bitch of the radioactive triad - me myself and I....Lady Stah Muck - "darling would you please..." ....Death Ninja Stah...Porn Star and even Twinkle Twinkle Little Stah. But to actually alter the frequency, to condense my fibre optic particals into 3rd dimensional reality? I would never have believed it ........until it happened! In the short while that I have been here I have come to realize that most earthlings could do with a bit of mutational therapy...a shove along the evolutionary path, you might say. (probably do them good to comsume genetically modified products) So harnessing the skills I have picked up from years working the computer game circuit, I have devised a plan... I will perform for the masses. * death defying aerial artistry (trapeze & web) * interactive stilt characters * luminescent body piercing installations * trashy cabaret stage acts From devising intricate and detailed plots incorporating highly skilled and dangerous stunts to simply becoming part of the decor..... See Empress Stah performing as X-Mas Angel at Torture Garden's Body Probe contact & booking: +44-777-158 0561 or missioncontrolhq@hotmail.com    ...to be continued..